Joke3

Q:how many donkeys can fit in a firetruck?
A:6. two in front, two at the back and two on top saying "yee hoo ,Yee hoo"

joke 2

Patient: Doctor,Doctor my husband thinks he's a car.

Doctor: Bring him in, I will examine him.

Patient : How will I get home?

Joke-aches

A boy said he had a stomach ache.His mother said: It is because you stomach is empty, you should put something in it. The next day, the minister came saying he has a headache. The boy said :it is empty , You should put something in it.

the kid down the street-this is a story

I have once met a kid down the street. He looked very sad . No one looked at him. The richer people would laugh at him if they saw him. I noticed he had no money. the next day I saw him again in the same spot. The same sad face. I gave him a cheque. Then , his face face turned happy and he thanked me .The next day ,he was gone. I hoped he used the money for good and to take care of himself .Two weeks later I noticed the newspaper headlines were: BOY HELPS THE POOR . I knew it was the boy I met. I was proud of him.

the three friends

Once, a man was accused of crime and was sentenced to death.He went to his friend ,wealth and wealth gave him a cloke to wear to his death.Then he went to his second friend,fame and he said he will go to the gates of the kings palace. Finally, he went to visit his third friend Metta.Metta said that she would go with him and sort out the misunderstanding. So,she did.

The story above means: Wealth let him die but with beauty. Fame will only bring him to the gates of death. Metta wich means loving kindness help him.


the end



writter unknown

sun is always there

the sun is always there. when the moon is up the sun is still there.

friends

friends are like diamonds .They cannot be made but can be found.